I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Friday Night Course
For those of you I left sitting at the Grandview Cafe on Friday night, my apologies.
Although I'd left to use the restroom with every intention of returning to the patio, I clearly did not make it back.
I'd entered the restroom late that evening, turned the corner, and saw a really messed up guy standing there looking stupid. "Drunk frakker," I thought to myself.
Of course I'd been looking into a mirror.
Somewhere between the beer, the martinis, and the scotch I found my way -- my course -- and that way was a nice, three-block walk home, whereupon I reportedly tipped an imaginary hat toward my wife, announced that I was just dog tired, and stumbled up to bed.
Cheers to you all. And as always: Stay the course.
Although I'd left to use the restroom with every intention of returning to the patio, I clearly did not make it back.
I'd entered the restroom late that evening, turned the corner, and saw a really messed up guy standing there looking stupid. "Drunk frakker," I thought to myself.
Of course I'd been looking into a mirror.
Somewhere between the beer, the martinis, and the scotch I found my way -- my course -- and that way was a nice, three-block walk home, whereupon I reportedly tipped an imaginary hat toward my wife, announced that I was just dog tired, and stumbled up to bed.
Cheers to you all. And as always: Stay the course.
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Comment by Swine on September 1, 2009 at 8:36pm
- You, too, Beth!
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Comment by Beth on August 30, 2009 at 10:08pm - Wow! And to think, I missed that?! It was great hanging out with you on Friday night!!
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- Right on my couch would be every Tuesday night.
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Comment by Tammy Howard on August 24, 2009 at 1:10pm - We need to have one of these three blocks from my house. Maybe we could have one right on my couch...
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