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"It's a little too grown-upy."

— Said by Olivia, age 5, in response to the evening's venue.

What's significant about this is not that my five-year-old was at martini night. It's that my five-year-old represented fully one-third of all attendees for the evening.

Tinis... I don't think I need to tell you how disappointing this is.

If this dreadful attendance continues, our next martini night will no doubt take place at Chuck E. Cheese.

Stay the course!

For those of you I left sitting at the Grandview Cafe on Friday night, my apologies.

Although I'd left to use the restroom with every intention of returning to the patio, I clearly did not make it back.

I'd entered the restroom late that evening, turned the corner, and saw a really messed up guy standing there looking stupid. "Drunk frakker," I thought to myself.

Of course I'd been looking into a mirror.

Somewhere between the beer, the martinis, and the scotch I found my way -- my course --… Continue

Considering that July's Martini Club meeting boasted the best turnout in our short history; and further considering that this event was by far the drunkest event thus far (at least as far as I can remember), I propose we make a change to the Martini Club rules, specifically Rule #6.

The term "Stay Classy" is a rather cruel and indefensible one if you consider that this is a club of would-be booze drinkers. I'm not completely against staying classy, I just find it unlikely after a few martinis.… Continue

Quote of the day:

Martinis are like breasts. One is not enough and three is too many. - Herb Caen

"Why is my meat pink?"

Discuss.