Tha Rules:
First Rule of Martini Club: Talk about Martini Club!
Second Rule of Martini Club: Always talk about Martini Club! And invite a friend!
Third Rule of Martini Club: If someone says "enough" or goes limp, stumbles, looks compromised, car keys will be taken & cab will be called.
Fourth Rule of Martini Club: Only one martini at a time.
Fifth Rule of Martini Club: If you don't drink (or don't want to drink), but want to participate, we may request that anything you order should be served in a Martini glass.
Sixth Rule of Martini Club: Stay Classy.
Seventh Rule of Martini Club: If you can't Stay Classy, have a backup plan/driver. Martini Club members will look out for each other whenever possible, but we will not be required to clean up after you or pick up your tab. Be cool, man.
Eighth Rule of Martini Club: If this is your first night at Martini Club, you HAVE to drink*.
*something out of a Martini glass.